Ugh! Ok. So, my profile is desperate for some information about me. That's easy enough to figure out. And, I had something to write. I really did. But, then I saw that sentence: "describe who you are and what you like/dislike" Suddenly my brain is frozen. Faced with the prospect of defining myself in two paragraphs, my mind ran away and hid. Crap. Well.... I guess that says SOMETHING about me. But, I doubt it is a good thing.

My Ideal Person This is not so much what I am looking for as much as what it is I'm expecting.

I am expecting to be recognized for the incredible hunk of man meat that I am.

I expect my inbox to be flooded with letters from supermodels, playboy bunnies and rich heiress'.



um... ok... How about long, agonizingly written poetry. Written in hopes of getting my attention.



ok.... How about just sending me a naughty pic or two.



How about this: Send me an email that says "If you were the last man on earth.... maybe."