[I][/I]Please do not message us, gentlemen. We are a plus-sized horny, geeky couple searching for a woman between 18 and maybe 40ish who needs to scratch two itches at once. We chubby geeks try harder appreciate more -- think about it. We would prefer to be social with someone of similar interests if possible, but are we are open to something more casual if you just want to play. As you can see we currently have a basic account, but we will be on IM and we will endeavor to respond to any messages as soon as possible. We are light drinkers, DDF and can host.

My Ideal Person This is mostly recreation for us, just to explore and have fun. We don't know all our limits yet, and want everyone to be sensitive as well as open-minded if we get that far.

We like role playing, but in the end you should be you. Making up a whole different personae can be fun, and if that is you, cool, but it gets old when you're not using it to set the mood. We don't need too much romancing, but if you do we can accommodate.

If you happen to like hunting zombies while watching cartoons and then fucking until you fall into a sex coma this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. If not, we will try not to make fun of you for being cooler than us.

To: Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
We have a disagreement on pop music

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage, Socks, Porn

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
We both like Emma Stone, Christina Hendricks and just about
any pale redhead we come across. She likes Emma Watson,
and he does too, but definitely feels like a dirty old man
when admitting this.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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