Articles by swanman2015

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Dad, and the birds and the bees.   5/31/2016

A man and his little boy were walking in the park one day., , when a drop-dead gorgeous girl went jogging by, Of course, dad had to stop and look at the skin tight jogging suit. with the top off,


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swanman2015 67 M
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Pink Shutters   4/26/2016

A man walks into a well known brothel, and asks the madam for the biggest, blackest girl they have.. Well, sure enough , upstairs, first door on the left. He goes up and opens the door, and there


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swanman2015 67 M
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Teeth   3/6/2016

Lady goes to dentist, ; finally in the room with the dentist, she sits down and lifts her legs all the way up, and wide apart. Dentist says lady, Im a dentist, not a gynocologist; Lady says i know


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swanman2015 67 M
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Hey Doc,   2/29/2016

A man goes to his doctor, He says Doc, i dont know if my wife has T B , or V D. Doc says chase her around the bed a couple of times, . If she coughs, Fuck her. lol


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swanman2015 67 M
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Hey Doc,   2/29/2016

A man goes to his doctor, He says Doc, i dont know if my wife has T B , or V D. Doc says chase her around the bed a couple of times, . If she coughs, Fuck her. lol


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swanman2015 67 M
9  Articles
Hey Doc,   2/29/2016

A man goes to his doctor, He says Doc, i dont know if my wife has T B , or V D. Doc says chase her around the bed a couple of times, . If she coughs, Fuck her. lol


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swanman2015 67 M
9  Articles
Hey Doc,   2/29/2016

A man goes to his doctor, He says Doc, i dont know if my wife has T B , or V D. Doc says chase her around the bed a couple of times, . If she coughs, Fuck her. lol


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swanman2015 67 M
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The hungry elephant   2/25/2016

What did the elephant say to the naked man? ? How do you eat with that thing.!!! lol


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swanman2015 67 M
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Retired US Navy Veteran   1/24/2016

The old guy is up in his attic going thru his old Navy chest, that had all his Navy pictures, and things in. He started trying on the old Navy clothes, . The Navy hat was way too small. His Navy shi


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swanman2015 67 M
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12:30   12/31/2015

Two old guys were sitting around talking. One guy said to the other, Hey, I just got me a brand new hearing aid. It's the state of the art, It is really high tech, and hell , it cost me a bundle. Oth


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