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Job Description 3/18/2013 Someone once asked me, what is your job?" I replied, "I am my wife's sexual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Barack....again 3/1/2013 Subject: Barak....again Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Solving the Problem 11/30/2012 According to a news report, a certain private charter school in San Antonio was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of twelve-year-old girls who were beginning to use lipstick would put it 0 Comments, 174 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An important message from our President 9/17/2012 An important re-election message from our President to his supporters: نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Polite 9/1/2012 The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Touching Father and Story 8/15/2012 A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun." "And what is this type o 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Brilliant Explanation 8/15/2012 Subject: A Brilliant explanation........... Things aren’t as complicated as they seem. A Brilliant explanation In science and engineering, the use of Sc 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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For Sale 8/9/2012 For Sale. Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to ea 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Speaking German In Texas 7/28/2012 In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Aging Optimist 7/28/2012 "YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS. BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD. BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I CO 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Twentyone year old gets it!!! 7/2/2012 "IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do the best. This 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Trying to Help 6/27/2012 While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along wit 0 Comments, 164 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jesus and the Democrat 5/9/2012 A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Quote of the day 4/26/2012 "Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama with mine." 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Unemploment Numbers explained by Abbott & Costello 3/11/2012 Subject: Unemployment Numbers Explained by Abbott and Costello and Costello And this is how it's done! Unemployment Numbers Explained by Abbott and Costello COSTELLO: I want to talk 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny strikes again 3/2/2012 The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Testical Therapy 3/1/2012 Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He im 0 Comments, 164 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Follow up on "black campaign" 2/29/2012 You may have seen it before but it's worth rereading. One of the best lines I've heard lately was from a retired shop foreman at the old Republic Steel plant in Cleveland OH.when a young black was be 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I'm Willing 2/22/2012 The Whitehouse There are less than 9 months until election day when the people will decide who will be the next President of theUnited States. The person elected will be the president of all 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An eMail Warning!!!! 2/22/2012 WARNING! If you get an email with an attachment that says "Nude picture of Nancy Pelosi inside"...DO NOT open it. There is a nude picture of Nancy Pelosi inside. 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Keeping you updated............. 2/17/2012 Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4, 000, 000 to pose nude in an Upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic. In other news... We all remembe 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bottel of Marlet 2/17/2012 Bottle of Merlot A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Long Do You Worry About Your ?? 2/10/2012 HOW LONG DO YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR ?? WORRY Is there an imaginary cutoff period when Offspring become accountable For their own actions? Is there some wonderful moment when P 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Examination for Alzheimer's 2/7/2012 SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....It takes less than 15 seconds.... If you are over 45 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test. How fast can you guess these words a 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For 1/30/2012 WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHA 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The 1/27/2012 The An Illegal Immigrant picks up a . · "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style? "No" she says 0 Comments, 182 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My neighbor is a real bombshell 1/21/2012 She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked 0 Comments, 205 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Favorite Animal 1/20/2012 A third grader came up to me and told me this. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, 0 Comments, 199 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Least Favorite Christmas Toy 2/11/2011 A last minute Christmas toy that a friend of mine’s young received – a talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the hell it says cause no one's 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Holy Men and three Bears 2/5/2011 Three Holy Men & Three Bears! A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes |
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