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Wrong Answer 3/21/2009 A little boy walks into his parents's room to see his mother on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her has seen, she dress' 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
Which Nation Of Men Give The Best Climax? 3/21/2009 Frenchman, Italian and Irishman sitting around a table in a pub. The Italian says "When I make love to my girlfriend and she climax's, she raises her body one foot off the bed." 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
Tattoo 3/21/2009 A man walks into a tattoo studio and says I want a 100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis. The tattoo artist looks at him shocked. He says if you can give me three good reasons why on eart 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
Obsessions 3/21/2009 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small "You all have obsessions" he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Good Or Bad Luck? 3/21/2009 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nea 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cock Dealing 3/21/2009 A man visits his Doctor "D..D..D..Doc Y..Y..Y..You gotta help me get rid of this fffufufuf**king stutter!" The doctor performs a series of tests and exams and gives his prognosis. "Your 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
Misunderstanding 3/20/2009 A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened. "Well, " says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf w 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Gay Flight Attendant 3/20/2009 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he 0 Comments, 163 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Huge Phone Bill... 3/20/2009 The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Naked Sister 3/19/2009 A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. 0 Comments, 216 Views, 0 Votes |
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