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Fowl Propisition 7/21/2005 A man took his car to the shop to have it fixed but they couldn't fix it while he waited so he started walking home. On the way he passed a feed store and remembered a few things he needed at home 0 Comments, 270 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Supreme 1/17/2005 A guy was hungry for some pizza so he phoned the local pizza shop and asked them to deliver him a Thick and Crusty Supreme. After waiting awhile the doorbell finally rang. Getting up to go get his 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pay back 1/17/2005 Joe and his date were parked on a secluded road and were making out really hot and heavy. The girl stopped and said "I really should have mentioned this earlier but I am actually a and I get $20 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It's cold outside 1/17/2005 A sexy girl and her mother were sitting on thier porch one cold day, "My hands are freezing" said the . "Put your hands between your legs" her mom advises her "your crotch will warm them up nice 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A new one 1/17/2005 A guy was playing gold one day and got hit right in the balls with a hard hit golf ball. He falls to the ground and when he finnaly is able to get up he goes straight to the doctor and asks "how i 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Time piece 1/17/2005 A guy was riding his dirt bike down a trail one day when he hapened up on an old indian lying on the ground with an erection sticking straight up. The guy asks "what the hell are you doing?" 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Horny Rooster 1/17/2005 An old farmer had this horny rooster that kept fucking all his farm birds to death. The farmer goes out one day and all of his chickens have been fucked to death. He told the rooster "one day your 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Out of Gas 1/17/2005 A little girl goes up to her father as he is working out in the garade and asks him if she can take the for a walk. "I'm not sure" he replied "she's in heat." "What does that mean" she asks 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Zip it up 1/17/2005 A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A georgeous young lady who was one of the cashiers walked up to him and said "Your barracks soor is open" He had never heard that phrase used b 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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track 7/26/2004 A man was sitting watching TV when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him in the head with a rolled up newspaper. "Ouch what was that for" he asked "Thats for the piece of paper in your poc 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Biker gets yard mowed 7/26/2004 A biker was sitting in the shade drinking a cold beer watching his wife mow the lawn. His neighbor satorms over and says "you worthless pile of crap making your old ladt mow the lawn while you wat 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gorrila Needs Sex 7/26/2004 A zoo had a female gorilla but no male and as time went by the female gorilla became hornier and hornier so the zoo decided to put an add in the paper offering $50, 000 to do the job. aAbig burly 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Straight guy in gay bar 5/15/2004 A man was very thirsty and ducks into a bar for a drink only to realize he had entered a gay bar. He decided he would go sit at the bar and stare straight ahead hoping no-one would notice him. As h 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Pleasures of Buying Condoms 10/18/2003 It has always been a problem when I need to purchase condoms. There isn't many stores that carry the ones I have to buy. I have an 11" cock that is as big around as a can of shaving cream. There is 0 Comments, 669 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The lawn girls 10/7/2003 I needed a new lawn crew this year because the man that normally mowed mine retired last year. I noticed a flyer taped up in a store window advertising a new lawn service promising great service at 0 Comments, 793 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A blind rabbitt and skunk 3/9/2003 A blind rabbit ran across a blind skunk in the woods one day and asked the skunk what type of animal he was. The skunk says he has always been blind and don't know and the rabbit says he can't tell 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny and Grandma take a walk 3/9/2003 Little Johnny and his grandmother were walking around town one day when they came across two dogs fucking on the sidewalk. Johnny asked his grandmother what they were doing. She was very embarrasse 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blind Flight 3/9/2003 A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he realized that something was wrong. He made his way up to the cockpit but could get no response from the pilot. He felt around until he located t 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The best birthday gift ever 6/29/2002 I have spent the past 15 years watching as my neighbors went from being a skinny little 8 year oldgirl named Marie to becoming a 23year old black goddess. She is the most beautiful and sexy woman 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes |
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