Articles by rm_VTMaximus

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Family Fun   6/1/2007

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."

The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're goin


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Retirement   6/1/2007

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was gre


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Bumble Bee   5/1/2007

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman starte


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The Legless Parrot   5/1/2007

The Legless Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what


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