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Doctor visit 4/1/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
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Doctor visit 4/1/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Commenti, 12 Visite,
6 Voti
,0.23 Punteggio
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Doctor visit 4/1/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.51 Punteggio
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Jerk off 3/1/2020
What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself?
Answer- A tearjerker
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
7 Voti
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love jokes 2/1/2020
love being funny! and laughing
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4 Voti
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the difference between a job and a wife 2/1/2020
What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
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A Joke 2/1/2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Commenti, 18 Visite,
8 Voti
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Commenti, 47 Visite,
7 Voti
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
0 Commenti, 21 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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Sex Computer 1/1/2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
6 Voti
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 31/12/2019
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
2 Voti
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Jelly and Jam 31/12/2019
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Commenti, 15 Visite,
7 Voti
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last day 31/12/2019
last day of the year who's got a good one?
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
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What's Older and Needs a Plumber 31/12/2019
yo momma lol
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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Buying a fence 31/12/2019
Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to
ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good
looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man
being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not
sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with
multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is
your size and come back to me and I ...
0 Commenti, 69 Visite,
9 Voti
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What’s harder 29/12/2019
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Commenti, 23 Visite,
13 Voti
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Jokes? 28/12/2019
I need points and thats no joke
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In case of sun burn 27/12/2019
I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra
when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns,
he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.08 Punteggio
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Jokes get chicks 27/12/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Commenti, 10 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.71 Punteggio
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Jokes get chicks 27/12/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.96 Punteggio
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Joker 27/12/2019
Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with
one lol
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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de 26th 26/12/2019
oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have
them!!!
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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Points 23/12/2019
Just here for points if anyone wants some too
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
11 Voti
,3.17 Punteggio
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? 23/12/2019
Okay, just jingle my bells 
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
8 Voti
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snail buys a car 22/12/2019
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 Commenti, 35 Visite,
12 Voti
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This site, does it count as a joke? 21/12/2019
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 Commenti, 19 Visite,
13 Voti
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Men are like... 21/12/2019
… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br>
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br>
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
<br><br>
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long. <br><br>
… Commercials. You ...
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13 Voti
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whos got jokes 20/12/2019
I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure
but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care
to share?
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
5 Voti
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I like this joke 20/12/2019
A says a , "So, at place?" "!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder,
okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says,
"Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo
all over ...
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6 Voti
,1.37 Punteggio
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The things we do for points 20/12/2019
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The
Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
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9 Voti
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