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Piada e frases interessantes 8/2/2005
Você sabe qual a comida nutritiva para a mulher?
É o penis: Tem leite, carne, dois ovos e se comido com prazer,
pode encher a barriga por uns 9 meses...
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"Que mulher nunca comeu uma caixa de Bis por ansiedade,
uma folha de alface por vaidade e um cafajeste por saudades?"
<br>
" Não adianta ser rico e usar roupas caras se o melhor
da vida a gente faz pelado"
...
0 Comentários, 234 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,2.99 Pontuação
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Frases interessantes 8/2/2005
Pior do que não ter o que vertir, é não ter alguém para te despir...
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Casamento começa em motel e termina em "pensão"!
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Pinto é que nem dolar: Sobe no paralelo e cai no oficial...
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Um casamento vai para o brejo quando você começa a engolir
tantos sapos que não sobra mais tempo para comer a perereca!
<br>
É fazendo muita merda que ...
0 Comentários, 181 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,2.23 Pontuação
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....O ultimo a saber... 22/1/2005
Um homen veio a saber que a mulher andava com outro. Bastante
preocupado pois a maxima ... o cornudo e sempre o ultimo
a saber mais uma vez era verdade. Mas ele nao concordava
com essa maxima e então chegou junto de um policia e penguntou-lhe:
-O senhor guarda diga-me uma coisa, por favor...
-Diga homem.
-O senhor sabia que a minha mulher andava com outro?
-Eu não!
-Ah afinal eu ...
0 Comentários, 176 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,1.09 Pontuação
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tenho outra 11/12/2004
Dois amigos encontram-se e depois de se cumprimentarem
vira-se o José para o Paulo:
-Paulo! andas preocupado? O que se passa Homen? Diz Lá?.
-Sabes José tenho uma amante e não sei como dizer à minha
mulher..
-Olha fazes assim quando fores para a cama com ela e ela estiver
mesmo no ponto rebuçado ..diz-Lhe.
Paulo foi parab casa e pensou na ideia que o seu amigo lhe
dera.
Nessa ...
0 Comentários, 157 Visualizações,
9 Votos
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Just for points 21/11/2021
👍
1 Comentários, 14 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,5.00 Pontuação
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Meeting on a train 2/10/2021
A couple of bi curious guys met on BlackSexMatch.com, they chatted
for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth
carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you
will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch
box. <br><br>
They came across each other on the train sitting next to
each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to
fuck you now", the other ...
0 Comentários, 70 Visualizações,
4 Votos
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Paddy & Mick go hunting.... 2/10/2021
Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's
& Bi curious but also married so neither could host,
they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion
from their wives. <br><br>
Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around
for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared
"this will do nicely get your cock ...
0 Comentários, 33 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,5.20 Pontuação
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Something new something different 25/8/2021
After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made
small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp,
clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received
no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen
and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp,
clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk.
Once ...
0 Comentários, 50 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,3.12 Pontuação
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Bad Luck 2/5/2021
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met
a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much
to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t
mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have
experienced some bad luck." <br><br>
"Yes, " the other ...
0 Comentários, 96 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,4.12 Pontuação
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How do you get a Nun pregnant 22/4/2021
You fuck her!
0 Comentários, 38 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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Shark lesions. 31/3/2021
The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want
to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his
son, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The son turned
and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those
people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The
son, excited followed ...
2 Comentários, 114 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,3.81 Pontuação
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They say this is how it works 7/2/2021
They say you do this for .. I hope its true
0 Comentários, 36 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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Not coming back 29/1/2021
She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup.
And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told
her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she
is coming back.
1 Comentários, 54 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,4.02 Pontuação
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Just for points, that all 22/1/2021
Just for , that all
2 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
0 Votos
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Sally 5/1/2021
Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and
told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing
his penis while on the playground that morning. Before
the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of
a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said
you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty
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1 Comentários, 85 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Points 23/12/2020
Just for points, that all
0 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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how many times do you tickle an octopus 21/12/2020
10 tickles
1 Comentários, 38 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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the interview 8/12/2020
a man is called into the interview from the waiting room
and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has
no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but
keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end,
the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me?
The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased,
the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...
0 Comentários, 147 Visualizações,
5 Votos
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The Man 3/12/2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Comentários, 132 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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The Man 3/12/2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Comentários, 58 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,3.81 Pontuação
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Speeding Ticket 26/11/2020
A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late
and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see
how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he
felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph
he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and
blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets
all his legal documents together. The ...
3 Comentários, 166 Visualizações,
6 Votos
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Funny one 🤔😂 3/11/2020
There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and
a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an
apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷♂️
<br><br>
[image]...
1 Comentários, 66 Visualizações,
3 Votos
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blonde wife 22/9/2020
One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde
wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through...
So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br>
<br><br>
A week later while they ...
2 Comentários, 188 Visualizações,
7 Votos
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Turn about is fair play 22/9/2020
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir,
I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...
1 Comentários, 128 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,3.63 Pontuação
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WALMART 22/9/2020
Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's
on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"why can't you people just ...
0 Comentários, 83 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Catholic school girls 22/9/2020
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and
they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly
gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have
you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? '
She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the
tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...
1 Comentários, 105 Visualizações,
6 Votos
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Blond Jokes 22/9/2020
Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking
each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got
black hair down there...the other responds with a smile
- You think I am everywhere? <br><br>
<br><br>
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? <br><br>
They went to see "Closed for the ...
0 Comentários, 60 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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Potentially and Realistically 22/9/2020
For a project a went up to his father and
said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help
me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask ...
0 Comentários, 47 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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Politics explained 22/9/2020
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
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>Guys' Rules 22/9/2020
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
0 Comentários, 51 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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