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barzelletta 26/9/2015
Oro oro disse la vacca sotto al toro. E poi un autista ferma una ragazza che fa autostop in autostrada,
la fa salire e gli dice o canti tutto il viaggio o fai pompini
e lei ma io non so cantare, ,
0 Commenti, 17 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.08 Punteggio
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barzellette in salsa venete 26/9/2015
un gondoliere cantava una cantilena che sboro sotto il
moro e ciavo come un toro e la ripeteva di gusto, si avvicina
alla riva e vede una suora giovane che vuole salire. Lei sale e continua a cantare il solito ritornello, poi
senza timore chiede alla suora cosa ne dice di un pompino,
la religiosa guarda nel suo breviario e risponde non si
può peccati di gola. lui continua a cantare e gli chiede ...
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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suora e camionista2 8/9/2012
come nella precedente suora all'autostop e camionista
che chiede il "pedaggio"... Ma io sono la sposa del signore, non mi posso concedere!
-Niente scopata, niente passaggio!! Va bene, ma devo restare vergine: la mia castità è di dio,
le concedo il didietro a patto che si addossi il peccato.
-Accetto  Al momento di scendere ad assisi, il camionista: Allora madre i camioinisti ne sanno una più ...
2 Commenti, 68 Visite,
14 Voti
,3.30 Punteggio
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come far urlare una donna 18/7/2012
due amici: "sai come far urlare una donna dopo un orgasmo?"
"no, dimmi" "prova a pulirti l'uccello sulle tende...."
2 Commenti, 51 Visite,
14 Voti
,4.26 Punteggio
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FROM ANIMAL DOCTOR 3/10/2011
In the waiting room of a well known veterinarian, there
are two ladies. One with a small dachshund and the other
with a beautiful Great Dane. The one with the Great Dane
asks another "Beautiful his dog ... what is he doing
here ..??" The lady with the dachshund says "
Look I do not say ... but I am desperate ... ... and sees is
small but awesome ... has anal sex all dogs in the park ...males
and ...
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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DAL VETERINARIO 3/10/2011
Nella sala d’aspetto di un noto veterinario ci sono due
signore. Una con un piccolo bassotto e l’altra con un bellissimo
alano. Quella con l’alano chiede all’altra.”Bellino
il suo …cosa ci fa qui..??” La signora col bassotto risponde “Guardi non mi faccia
dire…ma sono disperata… lo vede…e piccino ..ma è tremendo…mi s’inchiappetta
tutti i cani del parco…maschi e ...
0 Commenti, 34 Visite,
5 Voti
,4.12 Punteggio
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Ognuno si tenga la sua 1/10/2011
Non capisco quando si mette di che religione siete!io sono
atea e i cattolici non li capisco veramente molto , trovo
un anacronismo professarsi cosi' cattolici praticanti
ortodossi sposarsi di fronte a un povero cristo in croce
promettere di non commettere atti impuri e fedelta'
davanti a lui e poi ritrovarsi su questo sito a far le peggior
cose, allora evitate di mettere di che religione siete, ...
1 Commenti, 20 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.47 Punteggio
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VIAGRA 18/6/2011
Due amiche si incontrano dopo diverso tempo.Una fa all'altra:
ciao Nadia come va? E COME VA...MALE!!! e cosa è mai successo?
MIO MARITO...SONO TRE MESI CHE NON SI SCOPA!!! e tu fai una
cosa, te lo dò io, mettigli una pasticca di viagra nel pranzo
vedrai che ...
2 Commenti, 129 Visite,
17 Voti
,3.41 Punteggio
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cazzo lungo 28/2/2011
Due elefanti si incamminano per andare ad abbeverarsi
giunti sulla sponda di un corso d'acqua notano un uomo
nudo in piedi sulla sponda opposta. Un elefante fa all'altro:MA
QUELLO COME FA A BERE?/8b
3 Commenti, 103 Visite,
13 Voti
,3.65 Punteggio
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un bagno al mare 19/2/2011
Con il mare un pò mosso una bellissima donna sulla quarantina
decide di andare a fare il bagno, un giovanotto titubante
per le condizioni del mare vede la donna e gli fa: A SIGNO'
SE TOCCA ? -OGGI NO C'E' MI MARITO!!!
3 Commenti, 88 Visite,
9 Voti
,2.78 Punteggio
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5 euro pe scopà 18/2/2011
Un uomo una sera venne assalito da un irrefrenabile desiderio
di scopare e quindi a bordo della sua auto si mise in cerca
di una mignotta.Unico problema :aveva con se soltanto
5 euro.Questo però non lo fece desistere e quindi abbordò
una mignotta e le chiede: QUANTO VUOI? 30 rispose la mignotta.
IO C'HO 5 EURO CHE ME FAI FARE? Con 5 euro te la posso fa
guardà.NO NO TROPPO POCO.Riparte con ...
2 Commenti, 132 Visite,
13 Voti
,2.98 Punteggio
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ovo sodo 17/2/2011
'Na coppia de sposetti decide d'anna' 'n
viaggio de nozze a Parigi e de ?nnacce cor treno.prenoteno
'a cuccetta e all'ora de partenza der treno se
presenteno a Termini.Monteno sur treno e troveno subito
'a cuccetta prenotata poseno li bagaji quanno noteno
sur coridoio fora 'a cuccetta 'n prete. -Scusi
padre ma che pure lei dorme dentro a sta cuccetta? -me ...
0 Commenti, 39 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.01 Punteggio
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L'autista 16/2/2011
N'omo su la sessantina monta sull'autobusse
e se mette accanto ar conducente , in piedi.L'auto
chiude 'e porte e ariparte , doppo 'na ventina
de metri fatti, 'sto signore fa: Puuh che autista !!!
E sputa per tera su lo scalino de la porta davanti.Er conducente
se lo guarda 'n attimo pe storto e aricomincia 'a
corsa.Fa 'nantra fermata 'a gente monta e scenne
se richiudeno 'e porte e se ...
0 Commenti, 48 Visite,
7 Voti
,3.55 Punteggio
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DEAR TIDE 29/1/2011
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, AND as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle
me about how clumsy I was, and ...
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
,0.34 Punteggio
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swedish student 10/12/2009
At a local college, there was a dance.
A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While
they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says,
"In America, we call this a hug". She replies,
"Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says,
"In America, we call this a kiss". She replies,
"Yaah, in Sveden, we ...
0 Commenti, 23 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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three guys 10/12/2009
Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double
bed.
In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this
great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"
The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did
I"
Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you
guys...I only dream't I was skiing"
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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group sex 10/12/2009
Two friends: - Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my
apartment. Do you want to come? - Of course! How many people are coming? - Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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condom 10/12/2009
One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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Pinocchio 10/12/2009
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success
with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail,
but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper
and fix it. After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio: - Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls? - Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls ...
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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68 10/12/2009
While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
0 Voti
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sperm bank robbery 10/12/2009
SPERM BANK ROBBERY
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a
shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells
at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not
a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm
bank, we don't hold money". "Don't
argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head
off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and ...
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Moral of The Story 11/8/2009
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large
breasts named Linda Marie.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this
reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should
he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about ...
2 Commenti, 27 Visite,
7 Voti
,5.33 Punteggio
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cutbacks 22/3/2009
Dear Employee
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department
areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under
this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus
permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.
Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the
end of the next fiscal year, via ...
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
,5.39 Punteggio
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The Priest The Preacher & The Rabbi 1/2/2009
A Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi
were sitting around discussing how they divide the take
from each Sabbath.
The Priest said, "What I do is draw a line down the center
of the room and then throw the money up in the air. Whatever
lands on the left is God's, whatever lands on the right
is mine."
The Preacher said, "Well I do almost the same thing
only I ...
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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drinking,gambling,and golf 7/12/2008
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple
of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked,
"If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago, " the bum
said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't ...
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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Can I have a Calf? 8/11/2008
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced
out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the
cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves
you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?' Bud ...
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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ma che abbiamo... 2/8/2008
ma che abbiamo perso il senso dell humor ? non si posta più articoli qui ! almeno ci facevamo due risate...ora non ho una buona battuta,
appena mi passa per l' anticamera del cervello, torno
e posto. buon sesso a tutti. 
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
3 Voti
,3.43 Punteggio
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Importante!! 3/3/2008
I responsabili di questa chat hanno deciso d'assegnare
un appuntamento al buio a tutti i membri.
Scherzo, ..ma se fosse fatto davvero??
2 Commenti, 44 Visite,
7 Voti
,4.57 Punteggio
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ciao 4/2/2007
ciao
0 Commenti, 17 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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Sinonimi ma contrari 5/1/2007
E' incredibile come la lingua italiana contenga delle
sottigliezze. Eccone alcune particolarmente interessanti:
Un cortigiano: un uomo che vive a corte
Una : una mignotta
Un massaggiatore: un Kinesiterapista
Una massaggiatrice: una mignotta
Un professionista: un uomo che conosce bene la sua professione
Una professionista: una mignotta
Un ...
0 Commenti, 108 Visite,
17 Voti
,4.12 Punteggio
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Il rapporto uomo-donna 3/1/2007
Non avevo mai capito perché i bisogni sessuali degli uomini
e delle donne sono così differenti. Non avevo mai capito
tutte quelle storie di Marte e Venere. E non avevo mai capito
perché gli uomini riflettessero con la testa e le donne
con il cuore.
Una notte della settimana scorsa, mia moglie ed io ci siamo
coricati, abbiamo cominciato a stuzzicarci sotto le coperte ...
0 Commenti, 25 Visite,
5 Voti
,0.21 Punteggio
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Il rapporto uomo-donna 3/1/2007
Non avevo mai capito perché i bisogni sessuali degli uomini
e delle donne sono così differenti. Non avevo mai capito
tutte quelle storie di Marte e Venere. E non avevo mai capito
perché gli uomini riflettessero con la testa e le donne
con il cuore.
Una notte della settimana scorsa, mia moglie ed io ci siamo
coricati, abbiamo cominciato a stuzzicarci sotto le coperte ...
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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MANCA... 3/1/2007
Mi manca la tua ,
mi manca l'odore che avevi
che mi inebriava i sensi.
Il solo vederti significava felicità,
un bacio sul tuo morbido corpo era fonte di piacere,
e mi dava forza, e vigore.
Mi manchi....mi manchi Nutella.
1 Commenti, 15 Visite,
4 Voti
,0.53 Punteggio
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Benvenuti! 13/12/2006
In questo luogo si celebra la bellezza dell'orgasmo
femminile, il canto più ammaliante e misterioso che si
possa udire in natura.
Questi audioblog sono realizzati da chi li invia. Inviarli
e/o ascoltarli sono atti psicomagici che vi aiuteranno
a scoprire i vostri dei interiori.
Buona permanenza.
Cara amica, registra il tuo orgasmo in mp3 e invialo a questo
blog, e lo ...
0 Commenti, 15 Visite,
3 Voti
,3.43 Punteggio
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bronx 13/12/2006
e' sera nelle strade buie e sporche in un quartiere
del Bronx, cammina un ragazzo che torna a casa dopo una serata
al Bar, a un certo punto si accorge che qualcuno lo sta seguendo,
lui accellera il passo, ma quello li lo segue ancora, gira
a destra e il tipo e' sempre li dietro di lui, s'infila
in una stradina e si rende conto di non poter scappare e'
una strada chiusa....gli si avvicina ...
1 Commenti, 21 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.23 Punteggio
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Just for points 21/11/2021
👍
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Meeting on a train 2/10/2021
A couple of bi curious guys met on BlackSexMatch.com, they chatted
for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth
carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you
will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch
box. <br><br>
They came across each other on the train sitting next to
each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to
fuck you now", the other ...
0 Commenti, 70 Visite,
4 Voti
,4.41 Punteggio
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Paddy & Mick go hunting.... 2/10/2021
Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's
& Bi curious but also married so neither could host,
they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion
from their wives. <br><br>
Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around
for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared
"this will do nicely get your cock ...
0 Commenti, 33 Visite,
2 Voti
,5.20 Punteggio
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Something new something different 25/8/2021
After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made
small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp,
clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received
no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen
and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp,
clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk.
Once ...
0 Commenti, 50 Visite,
2 Voti
,3.12 Punteggio
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Bad Luck 2/5/2021
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met
a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much
to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t
mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have
experienced some bad luck." <br><br>
"Yes, " the other ...
0 Commenti, 96 Visite,
5 Voti
,4.12 Punteggio
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How do you get a Nun pregnant 22/4/2021
You fuck her!
0 Commenti, 38 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Shark lesions. 31/3/2021
The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want
to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his
son, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The son turned
and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those
people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The
son, excited followed ...
2 Commenti, 114 Visite,
2 Voti
,3.81 Punteggio
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They say this is how it works 7/2/2021
They say you do this for .. I hope its true
0 Commenti, 36 Visite,
1 Voti
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Not coming back 29/1/2021
She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup.
And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told
her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she
is coming back.
1 Commenti, 54 Visite,
4 Voti
,4.02 Punteggio
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Just for points, that all 22/1/2021
Just for , that all
2 Commenti, 9 Visite,
0 Voti
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Sally 5/1/2021
Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and
told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing
his penis while on the playground that morning. Before
the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of
a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said
you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty
.
1 Commenti, 85 Visite,
2 Voti
,4.50 Punteggio
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Points 23/12/2020
Just for points, that all
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
2 Voti
,5.20 Punteggio
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how many times do you tickle an octopus 21/12/2020
10 tickles
1 Commenti, 38 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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the interview 8/12/2020
a man is called into the interview from the waiting room
and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has
no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but
keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end,
the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me?
The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased,
the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...
0 Commenti, 147 Visite,
5 Voti
,3.80 Punteggio
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The Man 3/12/2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Commenti, 132 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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The Man 3/12/2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Commenti, 58 Visite,
2 Voti
,3.81 Punteggio
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Speeding Ticket 26/11/2020
A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late
and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see
how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he
felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph
he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and
blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets
all his legal documents together. The ...
3 Commenti, 166 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.37 Punteggio
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Funny one 🤔😂 3/11/2020
There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and
a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an
apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷♂️
<br><br>
[image]...
1 Commenti, 66 Visite,
3 Voti
,0.49 Punteggio
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blonde wife 22/9/2020
One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde
wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through...
So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br>
<br><br>
A week later while they ...
2 Commenti, 188 Visite,
7 Voti
,5.08 Punteggio
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Turn about is fair play 22/9/2020
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir,
I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...
1 Commenti, 128 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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WALMART 22/9/2020
Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's
on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"why can't you people just ...
0 Commenti, 83 Visite,
2 Voti
,5.20 Punteggio
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Catholic school girls 22/9/2020
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and
they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly
gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have
you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? '
She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the
tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...
1 Commenti, 105 Visite,
6 Voti
,4.50 Punteggio
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Blond Jokes 22/9/2020
Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking
each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got
black hair down there...the other responds with a smile
- You think I am everywhere? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? <br><br>
They went to see "Closed for the ...
0 Commenti, 60 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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Potentially and Realistically 22/9/2020
For a project a went up to his father and
said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help
me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask ...
0 Commenti, 47 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Politics explained 22/9/2020
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
0 Commenti, 37 Visite,
0 Voti
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>Guys' Rules 22/9/2020
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
0 Commenti, 51 Visite,
1 Voti
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Your Holiness 22/9/2020
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the
limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur,
“Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they
never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like
to drive today.” ...
0 Commenti, 55 Visite,
1 Voti
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What Time Is It? 2/9/2020
Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside
a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while,
the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but
Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br>
They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the
hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask
him. "Excuse me sir, ...
2 Commenti, 112 Visite,
4 Voti
,4.41 Punteggio
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O.J. Simpson 26/8/2020
I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.45 Punteggio
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 18/8/2020
Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles
!
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0 Voti
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today!? 8/8/2020
knock knock
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0 Voti
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What do you call a 7/8/2020
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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celebration 20/6/2020
I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne
5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them,
and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?"
I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled
"Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I
told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste
out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...
1 Commenti, 31 Visite,
3 Voti
,3.92 Punteggio
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work like joke 4/6/2020
work like joke
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0 Voti
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What did the fist say to the face 2/6/2020
Pow right on the kisser
1 Commenti, 3 Visite,
0 Voti
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What's the difference between a rock and a dead hooker? 29/4/2020
You can't fuck a rock, !
1 Commenti, 31 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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Pub 21/4/2020
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
0 Commenti, 96 Visite,
5 Voti
,4.77 Punteggio
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Addiction 19/4/2020
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
2 Commenti, 26 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.45 Punteggio
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Deer joke No2 10/4/2020
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still
no idea....
0 Commenti, 68 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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Physics 7/4/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
3 Commenti, 28 Visite,
7 Voti
,4.82 Punteggio
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Physics 7/4/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
1 Commenti, 21 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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people in a bar / Club 24/3/2020
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
 >>! happym; happyf;
2 Commenti, 18 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.96 Punteggio
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Ha 23/3/2020
Life is a dick <br><br>
But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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When Michael Jackson was alive.... 14/3/2020
Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart?
<br><br>
He heard that Boy's pants were half off!
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
,3.43 Punteggio
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parachute school 9/3/2020
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
4 Commenti, 250 Visite,
14 Voti
,5.86 Punteggio
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little girls....... 23/2/2020
why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br>
because they dont have balls to scratch
3 Commenti, 43 Visite,
11 Voti
,4.10 Punteggio
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I don't think she is laughing... 19/2/2020
I got a laugh out of this..
0 Commenti, 16 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.16 Punteggio
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How bad 19/2/2020
Yeah it's a trick question lol
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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Storm Dennis 16/2/2020
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
2 Commenti, 17 Visite,
4 Voti
,4.41 Punteggio
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 13/2/2020
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
5 Commenti, 176 Visite,
11 Voti
,4.29 Punteggio
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Husband bring home flowers. 9/2/2020
A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She
says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now."
He replies "Don't you have a vase?"
2 Commenti, 25 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.82 Punteggio
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Penis size 9/2/2020
You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well
I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor
1 Commenti, 43 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.51 Punteggio
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points 4/2/2020
whats the hardest thing on this site? getting
5 Commenti, 38 Visite,
11 Voti
,0.92 Punteggio
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Tooth Brush 1/2/2020
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly
? <br><br>
. Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a
teeth brush
1 Commenti, 18 Visite,
11 Voti
,1.30 Punteggio
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The difference between a wife & a girlfriend 1/2/2020
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend
? <br><br>
A: About 40 lbs <br><br>
Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you
divorce , wife takes it all
1 Commenti, 53 Visite,
10 Voti
,1.00 Punteggio
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smoke 28/1/2020
cloudy evening
0 Commenti, 23 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.51 Punteggio
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Another Funny Pic I found. 27/1/2020
hope you get a laugh..
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.86 Punteggio
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Mr and Mrs Frankenstine 27/1/2020
Found this funny
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.16 Punteggio
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No need to swear! 27/1/2020
What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!
1 Commenti, 22 Visite,
11 Voti
,3.35 Punteggio
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upset blonde 24/1/2020
sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why
she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!
4 Commenti, 51 Visite,
10 Voti
,1.19 Punteggio
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girl scouts 24/1/2020
What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy?
<br><br>
A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running
little ?
2 Commenti, 35 Visite,
12 Voti
,2.62 Punteggio
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Points are funny 23/1/2020
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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Joke 23/1/2020
Jokingly love points
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.82 Punteggio
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Joking 23/1/2020
Jokes for points
1 Commenti, 9 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.08 Punteggio
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points and a joke 22/1/2020
man and a young girl were playing a card game for
or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused
him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't,
but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't
want it bad enough
0 Commenti, 28 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.02 Punteggio
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points and a joke 22/1/2020
man and a young girl were playing a card game for
or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused
him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't,
but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't
want it bad enough
0 Commenti, 21 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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test jokers 22/1/2020
point rewards test
2 Commenti, 11 Visite,
8 Voti
,2.55 Punteggio
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Monday 20/1/2020
Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
3 Voti
,0.49 Punteggio
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 20/1/2020
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx
2 Commenti, 16 Visite,
8 Voti
,0.47 Punteggio
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This site 19/1/2020
That’s the joke <br><br>
Posting for
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
9 Voti
,2.78 Punteggio
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jimmy and his cat 17/1/2020
At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because
I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy
once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”
1 Commenti, 36 Visite,
13 Voti
,3.48 Punteggio
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Points 16/1/2020
Yup, just one of those I need points posts
1 Commenti, 12 Visite,
8 Voti
,4.41 Punteggio
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knock knock 16/1/2020
who is there
0 Commenti, 27 Visite,
8 Voti
,1.39 Punteggio
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Funny 15/1/2020
A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark
forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass
for the past minutes!"
2 Commenti, 31 Visite,
13 Voti
,2.30 Punteggio
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cave man pussy 15/1/2020
why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br>
they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their
feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt
1 Commenti, 34 Visite,
13 Voti
,2.47 Punteggio
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hump day 15/1/2020
double meaning but lets have some funny jokes get over
the hump/
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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Cards 14/1/2020
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.01 Punteggio
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Christmas 14/1/2020
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...
3 Commenti, 107 Visite,
9 Voti
,3.00 Punteggio
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Kids these days ;) 14/1/2020
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
1 Commenti, 26 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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joke toke 13/1/2020
two rabies walk into a bar
1 Commenti, 44 Visite,
8 Voti
,1.86 Punteggio
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Life is a dick 13/1/2020
But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.93 Punteggio
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a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube 13/1/2020
The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.08 Punteggio
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My old guitar teacher got arrested last week 13/1/2020
He got caught fingering A
0 Commenti, 16 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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Difference between a G-spot and golfball 13/1/2020
A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward 13/1/2020
For being outstanding in his field.
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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Difference between cats and dogs 13/1/2020
A can't get an MRI, but catscan.
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
3 Voti
,0.49 Punteggio
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What do you call a cake made by a prostitute? 13/1/2020
Hoe-made
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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monday YUCK 13/1/2020
anyone got a good joke to brighten up the day?
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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Squirting in self defense 11/1/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
3 Commenti, 16 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.93 Punteggio
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Squirting in self defense 11/1/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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Squirting in self defense 11/1/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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Squirting 11/1/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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anyone not like pussy? 10/1/2020
I didn't think so. Cum eat mine
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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Fearless Oral 9/1/2020
I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of
dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's
glad he ate her.
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.47 Punteggio
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thursday 9/1/2020
Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 9/1/2020
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 Commenti, 6 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 9/1/2020
Because he wasn't cooked!  Ok I just needed ...
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 8/1/2020
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 Commenti, 70 Visite,
11 Voti
,2.61 Punteggio
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Who Rules the Sexual World 8/1/2020
Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could
host not rule the sexual world?
0 Commenti, 13 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.07 Punteggio
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Ass Joke 8/1/2020
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
8 Voti
,2.32 Punteggio
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getting some 8/1/2020
Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it
had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
8 Voti
,1.86 Punteggio
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what do you call an alligator detective? 8/1/2020
An investi-gator.
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.84 Punteggio
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what do you call a pig that does karate? 8/1/2020
A pork Chop
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
8 Voti
,1.86 Punteggio
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First video 7/1/2020
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 Commenti, 13 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.01 Punteggio
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this im messanger 7/1/2020
points points points points points points points
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.26 Punteggio
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Hunting season 7/1/2020
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
daughter comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He ...
0 Commenti, 69 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.93 Punteggio
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classic oldie 7/1/2020
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 Commenti, 37 Visite,
10 Voti
,2.59 Punteggio
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this is my joke for points 6/1/2020
not a joke. just need points
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.19 Punteggio
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Mono or stereo? 6/1/2020
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 Commenti, 11 Visite,
7 Voti
,0.75 Punteggio
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 6/1/2020
Thats notta joke..
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.86 Punteggio
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 6/1/2020
Thats notta joke..
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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Two gay guys 5/1/2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.23 Punteggio
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4 the points 5/1/2020
Need the points
1 Commenti, 10 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 4/1/2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Commenti, 11 Visite,
8 Voti
,0.93 Punteggio
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 4/1/2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Commenti, 11 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.66 Punteggio
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Doctor visit 4/1/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Commenti, 15 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.53 Punteggio
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Doctor visit 4/1/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Commenti, 12 Visite,
6 Voti
,0.23 Punteggio
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Doctor visit 4/1/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.51 Punteggio
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Jerk off 3/1/2020
What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself?
Answer- A tearjerker
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.00 Punteggio
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love jokes 2/1/2020
love being funny! and laughing
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
4 Voti
,0.14 Punteggio
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the difference between a job and a wife 2/1/2020
What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
,0.98 Punteggio
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A Joke 2/1/2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Commenti, 18 Visite,
8 Voti
,2.09 Punteggio
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Commenti, 47 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.53 Punteggio
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
0 Commenti, 21 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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Sex Computer 1/1/2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.66 Punteggio
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 31/12/2019
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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Jelly and Jam 31/12/2019
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Commenti, 15 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.53 Punteggio
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last day 31/12/2019
last day of the year who's got a good one?
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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What's Older and Needs a Plumber 31/12/2019
yo momma lol
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.04 Punteggio
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Buying a fence 31/12/2019
Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to
ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good
looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man
being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not
sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with
multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is
your size and come back to me and I ...
0 Commenti, 69 Visite,
9 Voti
,3.43 Punteggio
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What’s harder 29/12/2019
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Commenti, 23 Visite,
13 Voti
,3.98 Punteggio
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Jokes? 28/12/2019
I need points and thats no joke
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.86 Punteggio
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In case of sun burn 27/12/2019
I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra
when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns,
he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.08 Punteggio
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Jokes get chicks 27/12/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Commenti, 10 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.71 Punteggio
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Jokes get chicks 27/12/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.96 Punteggio
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Joker 27/12/2019
Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with
one lol
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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de 26th 26/12/2019
oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have
them!!!
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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Points 23/12/2019
Just here for points if anyone wants some too
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
11 Voti
,3.17 Punteggio
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? 23/12/2019
Okay, just jingle my bells 
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
8 Voti
,2.32 Punteggio
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snail buys a car 22/12/2019
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 Commenti, 35 Visite,
12 Voti
,4.04 Punteggio
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This site, does it count as a joke? 21/12/2019
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 Commenti, 19 Visite,
13 Voti
,3.81 Punteggio
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Men are like... 21/12/2019
… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br>
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br>
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
<br><br>
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long. <br><br>
… Commercials. You ...
0 Commenti, 26 Visite,
13 Voti
,4.32 Punteggio
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whos got jokes 20/12/2019
I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure
but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care
to share?
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.82 Punteggio
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I like this joke 20/12/2019
A says a , "So, at place?" "!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder,
okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says,
"Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo
all over ...
0 Commenti, 14 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.37 Punteggio
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The things we do for points 20/12/2019
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The
Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
0 Commenti, 15 Visite,
9 Voti
,3.43 Punteggio
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For the points 20/12/2019
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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Knock, knock .. 19/12/2019
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.48 Punteggio
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Xmas classic joke 17/12/2019
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 Commenti, 58 Visite,
16 Voti
,2.69 Punteggio
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Spanking 17/12/2019
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
0 Commenti, 17 Visite,
10 Voti
,2.79 Punteggio
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 16/12/2019
curt and rod
0 Commenti, 16 Visite,
11 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 15/12/2019
Points.. Points who.. I need points!
1 Commenti, 9 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.47 Punteggio
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Fired 15/12/2019
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because he couldn't concentrate.
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.82 Punteggio
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Aging :) 13/12/2019
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the
bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks,
''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something
hard for a change."
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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Jealous? 13/12/2019
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket.
Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife
appears of nowhere.”
0 Commenti, 14 Visite,
1 Voti
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Joke joke joke 13/12/2019
What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but
it's the c they love
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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Just incase 13/12/2019
Incase the joke didnt set in points points points
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
2 Voti
,0.34 Punteggio
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Seems fitting 13/12/2019
Yes points points points. Its what its all about
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Butter 11/12/2019
Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br>
Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.26 Punteggio
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points points points points points points points points points points points points. 10/12/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
7 Voti
,3.04 Punteggio
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need more 10/12/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
5 Voti
,0.86 Punteggio
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Points 10/12/2019
I could use a few.
1 Commenti, 9 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.00 Punteggio
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Mall at Christmas 8/12/2019
It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on
his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet
you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa
I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks
at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y.
Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said "
no ...
0 Commenti, 68 Visite,
11 Voti
,2.79 Punteggio
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Johnny Sperm 7/12/2019
Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere
he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!!
<br><br>
Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark.
The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He
made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got
almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...
0 Commenti, 52 Visite,
10 Voti
,2.79 Punteggio
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Hilarious 7/12/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 Commenti, 40 Visite,
22 Voti
,3.49 Punteggio
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Hilarious 7/12/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.47 Punteggio
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Standard member 5/12/2019
magazine article
4 Commenti, 24 Visite,
12 Voti
,2.09 Punteggio
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Paid member 5/12/2019
magazine article member
1 Commenti, 13 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.02 Punteggio
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You got jokes 5/12/2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.80 Punteggio
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You got jokes 5/12/2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.16 Punteggio
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Want to hear the greatest joke? 4/12/2019
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.84 Punteggio
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners 4/12/2019
The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br>
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
0 Commenti, 18 Visite,
11 Voti
,4.48 Punteggio
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 4/12/2019
Then it hit me
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 4/12/2019
Then it hit me
2 Commenti, 9 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.16 Punteggio
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Why are frogs always so happy? 4/12/2019
They eat what ever bugs them
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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What did the penis say to the condom? 4/12/2019
Cover me, I'm going in
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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what the leopard say to the frog 3/12/2019
hot sauce please. lol
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.77 Punteggio
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This insn't a joke 3/12/2019
I really needed the points
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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Your mom 2/12/2019
Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
8 Voti
,0.93 Punteggio
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The Way I See It 1/12/2019
The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first
thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're
still stuck with a wife !
0 Commenti, 12 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.66 Punteggio
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The Way I See It 1/12/2019
The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first
thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're
still stuck with a wife !
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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Fav kind of blowjobs 1/12/2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto
your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.51 Punteggio
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Why dicks? 1/12/2019
Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one
way to shut a woman up.
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.30 Punteggio
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Knock knock 30/11/2019
Points
4 Commenti, 10 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.82 Punteggio
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Nonveg jokes 30/11/2019
Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many
nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning
jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation
really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first
night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo
your friend then it's really work to make your gf
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
8 Voti
,0.93 Punteggio
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Where it was one time 29/11/2019
Beat it til the end and back
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
1 Voti
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 28/11/2019
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
2 Commenti, 11 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.37 Punteggio
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when an otter needs personal space 27/11/2019
get otter here.
1 Commenti, 9 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.51 Punteggio
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fish oppinion 27/11/2019
let minnow what you think
1 Commenti, 3 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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crab 27/11/2019
why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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car animal 27/11/2019
what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.25 Punteggio
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origami 26/11/2019
I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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air space 26/11/2019
i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? 26/11/2019
A Private Tutor
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
2 Voti
,3.12 Punteggio
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mount meow 26/11/2019
what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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dont go mouse 26/11/2019
why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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aim the shot 26/11/2019
what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,2.40 Punteggio
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This site is a joke 26/11/2019
Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate
with others!
0 Commenti, 4 Visite,
2 Voti
,3.12 Punteggio
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funny joke 26/11/2019
So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking
about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of
prostitution came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br>
She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how
much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br>
I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you
50pense? ...
0 Commenti, 41 Visite,
6 Voti
,3.65 Punteggio
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why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog drinking water have in common? 26/11/2019
a wet nose lol.
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.47 Punteggio
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The Dentist 25/11/2019
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man
a shot. <br><br>
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br>
The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man
says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought
of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br>
She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br>
“No ...
0 Commenti, 44 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.08 Punteggio
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Little Johnny Returns 25/11/2019
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 Commenti, 46 Visite,
11 Voti
,3.92 Punteggio
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Are The Best Ice Breaker 25/11/2019
Agree or Disagree?
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,0.92 Punteggio
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Points points points points points points points points points points points 24/11/2019
Points points points points points points points points
points points points
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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This point system 24/11/2019
Is a joke!!
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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pickup lines 22/11/2019
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 Commenti, 6 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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this is a joke 21/11/2019
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 Commenti, 27 Visite,
12 Voti
,0.15 Punteggio
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This is no joke 21/11/2019
I need points badly!!
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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Old but still good 18/11/2019
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 Commenti, 23 Visite,
11 Voti
,3.92 Punteggio
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A Blonde Joke 18/11/2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Commenti, 55 Visite,
7 Voti
,4.06 Punteggio
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Points 17/11/2019
Just here for points.....
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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Joke 16/11/2019
How do you know the difference between a female frog and
a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and
a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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A Joke 16/11/2019
Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
<br><br>
Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are
the only which resemble men in their behavior?
<br><br>
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'
<br><br>
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...
0 Commenti, 42 Visite,
10 Voti
,3.58 Punteggio
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A Joke 16/11/2019
I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br>
We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told
stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br>
the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now
Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
<br><br>
I replied, "Yes, my erection."
0 Commenti, 21 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.71 Punteggio
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New Jokes? 15/11/2019
Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.84 Punteggio
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Hi, how are you? 14/11/2019
Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol
0 Commenti, 8 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.00 Punteggio
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A joke 14/11/2019
Having to use points
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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Knock knock 12/11/2019
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 Commenti, 11 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.77 Punteggio
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A Joke 12/11/2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Commenti, 53 Visite,
9 Voti
,3.00 Punteggio
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Sexual Relief 11/11/2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Commenti, 62 Visite,
13 Voti
,2.47 Punteggio
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fucking 10/11/2019
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
0 Commenti, 15 Visite,
9 Voti
,2.14 Punteggio
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A Joke 10/11/2019
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 Commenti, 45 Visite,
11 Voti
,2.05 Punteggio
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I have a joke 9/11/2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Commenti, 16 Visite,
6 Voti
,2.23 Punteggio
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My article 9/11/2019
Points
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
8 Voti
,2.09 Punteggio
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HAHA 6/11/2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Commenti, 56 Visite,
21 Voti
,1.64 Punteggio
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Penis 5/11/2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Commenti, 24 Visite,
17 Voti
,1.43 Punteggio
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points 5/11/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Commenti, 9 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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what did the joke say to the person? 4/11/2019
hey person I am joke.
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,0.92 Punteggio
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old testament 4/11/2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Commenti, 14 Visite,
9 Voti
,2.14 Punteggio
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deserving 4/11/2019
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.93 Punteggio
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Laxatives 3/11/2019
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 Commenti, 13 Visite,
11 Voti
,2.61 Punteggio
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A Joke 3/11/2019
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 Commenti, 40 Visite,
10 Voti
,3.78 Punteggio
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Joke 3/11/2019
Hello BlackSexMatch.com, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Commenti, 18 Visite,
5 Voti
,0.86 Punteggio
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1+1 3/11/2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
0 Voti
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1+1 3/11/2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Commenti, 0 Visite,
0 Voti
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Rubies cube 2/11/2019
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.50 Punteggio
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Gardening 2/11/2019
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
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Boobs 2/11/2019
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
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7 Voti
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Lesbian 2/11/2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.09 Punteggio
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2/11/2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
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4 Voti
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2/11/2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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Hair 1/11/2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Commenti, 34 Visite,
2 Voti
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Hmmmmm 1/11/2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,0.53 Punteggio
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A Joke 31/10/2019
I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely
naked. <br><br>
I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the
fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...
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3 Voti
,4.41 Punteggio
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Happy Halloween 31/10/2019
Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month
people sleep the least
0 Commenti, 10 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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Adult Jokes 30/10/2019
So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take
attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories
as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br>
so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried
for the same. <br><br>
Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people
liked it very much. ...
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1 Voti
,1.10 Punteggio
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Priest 27/10/2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Commenti, 17 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.07 Punteggio
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Dinosaur 27/10/2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Commenti, 10 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.48 Punteggio
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Dr Pepper 27/10/2019
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br>
Because she died.
0 Commenti, 9 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.28 Punteggio
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Doctor's wife 27/10/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Commenti, 52 Visite,
3 Voti
,3.92 Punteggio
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Threesome 27/10/2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Commenti, 12 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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A Joke 27/10/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to work. <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...
0 Commenti, 11 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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A Joke 27/10/2019
A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin.
She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just
finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...
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3 Voti
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like to meet 27/10/2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Commenti, 6 Visite,
2 Voti
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Banana 26/10/2019
What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br>
Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
7 Voti
,2.53 Punteggio
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Mafia 26/10/2019
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br>
slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
7 Voti
,1.51 Punteggio
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Guitar teacher 26/10/2019
Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br>
For fingering a minor.
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
3 Voti
,1.47 Punteggio
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Here's the pussy 26/10/2019
Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more
0 Commenti, 1 Visite,
1 Voti
,5.00 Punteggio
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Here's the pussy 26/10/2019
Best pussy ever
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0 Voti
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Here's the pussy 26/10/2019
Best pussy ever
2 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
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Best pussy ever 26/10/2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
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1 Voti
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Best pussy ever 26/10/2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
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0 Voti
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Its the way i tell em 26/10/2019
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...
0 Commenti, 22 Visite,
2 Voti
,5.20 Punteggio
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Best pick up line? 25/10/2019
Comment your best pickup line?
3 Commenti, 11 Visite,
2 Voti
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Santa Claus 25/10/2019
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br>
He only comes once a year.
0 Commenti, 6 Visite,
5 Voti
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Used condoms 25/10/2019
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
<br><br>
One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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